LIFE'S TOO SHORT


Well there are those days that luck’s not on your side
You wanna crawl under a rock so you can hide
And all goes wrong there’s nothing you can do
Problems and misery wherever you go

Your jail mate’s gay and you dropped the soap
You wanna kill yourself but can’t find a rope
Lady luck takes a look the other side

You wanna crack a nut but the shell’s too hard
You missed double top with your final dart
Lady luck takes a look the other side

When misfortune crosses your way
Happy thoughts makes it go away
There’s no need for you to pray
Don’t believe in a kind of doomsday

Life’s too short to be sad all day
Sing a song and shout hurray (x3)
Life’s too short to be sad all day

You won the lotto but didn’t file your sheet
It’s cold outside but your heater won’t heat
Lady luck takes a look the other side

You’re late for work but your car won’t start
It’s always quiet when you have to fart
Lady luck takes a look the other side

When misfortune crosses your way
Happy thoughts makes it go away
There’s no need for you to pray
Don’t believe in a kind of doomsday

Life’s too short to be sad all day
Sing a song and shout hurray (x3)
Life’s too short to be sad all day

Life’s too short to be sad all day
Sing a song and shout hurray (x3)
Life’s too short to be sad all day (x3)